Mumbai Police gets owned while responding to Noise Complaint!

My Hindi is not great, but heres the rough translation in English!
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Cops respond to Noise Complaint!

Lady: I will fuck up the Mumbai police commissioner. Ask that fucker to come here.

Cop: just stares at the lady, with his tail between the legs!

Lady: Bhenchod! (Siser Fuckers!) came here to get me to turn off the music, I will fuck up the whole Mubabi and all you police officers.

Cop: just standing there, prog going WTF! in his head.

Lady: you come here & fuck up the whole place, why are you here? don't you have sisters? Saley! (Fuckers!)